Light Bulbs and Zodiac signs

How many members of your Sign does it take to change a light bulb?

1. ARIES: Just one. You want to make something of it?
   
   
2. TAURUS: One, but just try to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.
   
   
3. GEMINI: Two, but the job never gets done-they just keep discussing who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!
   
   
4. CANCER: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grieving process.
   
   
5. LEO: Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they are out.
   
   
6. VIRGO: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.
   
   
7. LIBRA: Er, two. Or maybe one. No, on second thought, make that two. Is that OK with you?
   
   
8. SCORPIO: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.
   
   
9. SAGITTARIUS: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?
   
   
10. CAPRICORN: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
    
    
11. AQUARIUS: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so....
    
    
12. PISCES: Light bulb? What light bulb?

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