Employers Words of Wisdom

1. "We are going to continue to have meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done."
   
   
2. "I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you."
   
   
3. "The beatings will continue until morale improves."
   
   
4. "We passed over a lot of good people to get the ones we hired."
   
   
5. "What you see as a glass ceiling, I see as a protective barrier."
   
   
6. "When I started working for myself, I found my new boss was an idiot, also ... but at least I respect him."
   
   
7. "Some people climb the ladder of success. My boss walked under it."
   
   
8. "I'm sorry if I ever gave you the impression your input would have any effect on my decision for the outcome of this project!"
   
   
9. "I see you've had no computer training. Although that qualifies you for upper management, it means you're under-qualified for our entry level positions."
   
   
10. "We're only hiring one summer intern this year and we won't start interviewing candidates for that position until the boss' daughter finishes her summer classes."

[ Author unknown - received from Chris Long at 'Laugh & Lift' (www.laughandlift.com) - updated ]